i'm working on eating smaller portions and i'm not drinking when i'm home. alone. like i used to do.
somehow, i expect that this will make me loose weight by sheer fact of not doing what i used to do which was eat crazy amounts of food and drink shit tons of beer followed by days of nerding where i sit and play video games with other chunky guys (not a one of you bastards are skinny so dont get up in arms if you read this!) and drink beer and eat fucking pizza rolls and corn dogs all fucking day.
yeah, not the healthiest of lifestyles for sure.
here's the ignorant thing i'm going to say: if i'm going to get fat, the least my body can do in return is give me a bigger cock to go along with. whether you're happy with you dick size or not, i dont know one solitude guy who would say, "no, i'm good." we're men, we're raised in an era and attitude of bigger is better! buy the big fucking TV, buy the huge boat, get the fucktarded hummvee, get your chick bigger boobs.... which is really the impetus for this. be prepared - there's another fucking ignorant asshole comment coming: when ladies gain weight (in general) their boobs get bigger. this happens when they're going to have a baby, when they gain regular old weight, when they get their fucking periods... i don't know shit about women, but i figure this is true. now, i understand that technically, when i gain weight, my moobs get bigger too. this does not cut it.
in a society of bigger is better, i wont be satisfied till my cock has attacked Japan and they're referring to me as cockzilla. if i have to gain 200lbs to achieve my goals, i guess i'll just have to get eating.
you know... the king size bag of pizza rolls is sounding pretty good right now.
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